Roald Dahl's the Twelve Days of Christmas

. . . on the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Three Naughty Muggle-Wumps, Two Smelly Twits and Matilda in the library! This gloriumptious book is packed full of- - whipple-scrumptious recipes for festive feasting - tricksy pranks guaranteed to get you on the naughty list - amazing chrimbo activities to impress (or prank) your family - jolly jokes that are even better than the ones in the crackers All themed around the most beloved characters from the world's favourite storyteller!